Dogs and cats are uniting for the first time in history.
Here are they demands:
Around the world dogs and cats are trying to adjust to the new demands put on them. Some have had to radically change their lifestyle as a result of new requirements implemented over night by their humans.
Dogs particularly in cities report that they now have to take all the members of their pack on walks, individually, every day. It means the demand on their time on average has tripled and in some cases quadrupled. Cats are finding it impossible to achieve their required 16 hours of sleep a day with humans in the house constantly! Long term implications are yet to be fully understood...
Our sources have indicated that members of the canine and feline society have joined forces for the first time in history and are reviewing the situation. They are expected to present the following demands shortly: